update

Apparently the behavior assessment process can take up to a week. They have to do an evaluation where they do stuff like give him a bowl of food and then put a fake hand down by his face while eating (I know...kinda setting him up for failure, right?), and other things to make sure that he's not dangerous.

I'm holding up alright, but Gentry's been really upset. We're also worried about him, because, since he's housebroken, he won't pee or poo in a cage unless he's in pain. So we're concerned that he might get an infection. But there's really nothing we can do. We just have to wait it out.

On a much lighter note: Gentry and I are taking a marriage class (not because we're having problems, it's an actual seminary class), and our professor actually talked about vibrating dildos. If that doesn't change your perception of Baptists, I don't know what will.

Also, the picture below is of a professor of Old Testament here at the seminary. Simply amazing.